Few things signify the gross excess and
outright waste of our current society like the modern suburban home.
There are entire industries catering to the American middle class
desire to own the biggest house possible along with a yard that
usually must look like a miniature copy of an aristocratic English
estate. The only purpose for this waste of resources and abuse of the
land is for a shallow pursuit of status among equally superficial
individuals.
The term “McMansion” was in fact
coined to signify a house considered ostentatious and lacking in
architectural integrity. The lack of architectural integrity coming
from the addition of secondary spaces that are essentially empty
voids, internal areas of the house that serve no purpose other that
an attempt at decoration. The best example off the top of my head
would be a house I saw once with a foyer that had twelve foot
ceilings. Right next the ceiling were three windows that had
absolutely no useful purpose. Yes, they let in extra sunlight but
with the ceilings in the rest of the house the normal distance from
the floor the “grand foyer” as the homeowner described that space
was utterly ridiculous to me.
The same goes for another McMansion I
visited once during a pool party my family had been invited. The
party had already started by the time I arrived with my wife talking
to the hostess and my son playing in the pool with other kids. The
husband of the hostess came over and greeted me and for some reason
ushered me up to the master bathroom so I could change. Yeah,
everything about that house screamed useless space designed to give
the impression of a grand palace from the outside and inflate the
importance of the owners inside. But it was the master bathroom that
defied normal standards. The total square-footage of the bathroom was
easily greater that my living room. Now it did have and oversized
bathtub and a extra-large shower stall, and of course a toilet but
the overall floor space was ridiculous.
It has been my observations that these
McMansions tend to breed a contempt in their occupants towards anyone
else not perceived to be of equal status. My recent post about the
utter panic that erupted in local McMansion dwellers around me about
the proposal to build affordable Section Eight housing in the general
area shows how much humanity has to be surrendered just to protect
things like a “grand foyer” and a master bathroom larger than
living room.
It's a given that one of the worst
problems we have here in the United States is the lack of affordable
housing. Billions of dollars are spent annually to build these
suburban McMansions and other houses that sit just under this
definition. But actual homes that the poor can afford, allowing them
to break the cycle of poverty, are exceedingly rare jewels. Such
people are supposed to hide away in Sections Eight apartments deep
inside the darker corners of cities whose only real purpose to allow
rich developers to get even richer off government subsidies.
Even when something like Sections Eight
housing is available, there are still legions of homeless men, women,
and families floating around our streets like human flotsam in a vast
ocean of apathy.
Here's where my bewilderment at our
stunted society reaches critical mass. A type of residence that has
become popular among some people are called “Tiny Homes.” These
structures have an internal space ranging from one-hundred square
feet to around four-hundred. But they can still provide the comforts
of larger homes like full or even queen-size beds, a bathroom, along
with a kitchen and living room.
While houses greater than four-hundred
square feet don't technically fit the description as a tiny home,
going up to eight-hundred square feet to accommodate families don't
break the spirit of the idea.
Here's part of the problem as to why
we're not solving the affordable housing problem by building whole
villages of these tiny homes.
First is the obvious zoning issues,
especially when upper scale neighborhoods just happen to be
relatively nearby. The right-wing, self-righteous zealots in my area
lost their tiny minds at the idea of affordable housing in the form
of apartments being built. I can only imagine what they would think
if a subdivision or two made up of Tiny Houses were proposed.
More than likely since Tiny Houses are
required to be mounted on wheels, like trailers, they would be
equally upset saying such residences draw crime, drops in property
values, and overburden already crowded schools. Now it would be great
if Tiny Houses could be built on permanent foundations but there are
scores of vague regulations that prevent the creation of such
villages. I'm sure some of these regulations stifling Tiny House
creation have solid, legitimate reasons but I can't help to think
some of them exist because typical homes owners fear their property
values being hurt. And from my experience absolutely nothing defines
the perspective of the vast majority of middle class Americans than
how something or someone might hurt the property values of their
houses.
Sliding slightly into the metaphysical
but McMansions to me violate basic decency and shows an almost
malevolent disregard for other human beings and the environment. The
amount of resources in lumber and wiring and plumbing used to build
such monstrosities could have gone to several much smaller houses.
And as for the beautifully green lawns the chemicals used to create
and maintain them have severe environmental problems that literally
flow all the way down to the ocean.
I love how conservative suburbanites
lament about “the good old days” were so much better all the
while forgetting that their grandparents homes had a square-footage
running around fourteen-hundred square feet at best. Full disclosure
here, my current house (money pit) is a hair or two under twenty-one
hundred square feet and I pretty much despise it.
Going full metaphysical, along with
bleeding heart, high spending liberal. But with millions of folks in
America going homeless, I can't help but think that with Tiny Houses
we are looking at one facet of a solution for huge chunk of our
society's problems. I actually believe we should build entire
villages of Tiny Homes and give them away to homeless families, at
first, and eventually down to single individuals. Payment for these
homes would require troubled individuals to be part of anything and
everything from mental health counseling, job training, substance
abuse treatment, and basic upkeep of their homes. That failure to
actively participate in treatment and training and upkeep would mean
eviction.
The problem with my proposal is
twofold. First being the mindless conservative reaction at the idea
of their precious tax dollars being wasted on some liberal program.
These God fearing, gun-toting real Americans have priorities and
helping those less fortunate is just socialism.
The second being the mindless liberal
reaction that the poor are just victims and shouldn't be expected to
focus on their recovery and development. There's a great documentary
on YouTube about Seattle's response o the homeless crisis is how it
is actually hurting the people they are supposed to be trying to
help.
I simply do not believe the
conservative conceit that poor folks are lazy, useless parasites
looking to suck the life blood out of hardworking folks. Yes, I'm
sure on an individual basis such people exist but there isn't any
perfect answer when it comes to humans and the institutions they
create to help govern society. Personally I'm sick of our society
both ignoring our problems and refusing to do anything constructive
to help fix things.
One of the reasons I question the very
nature of whether or not humans are an intelligent species is our
inability, or even desire in many cases, to solve the problems of
poverty that has been plaguing us since our ancestors decided to
give up the hunter-gathering life.
Poverty breeds suffering for which all
the other corrosive agents spring forth to eat away at a functioning
society. For me more importantly, Americans disregard for fellow
Americans makes everything we say we believe not just a lie, but a
dangerous delusion. For if whole poorer segments of our population
can be written off as lost causes, there is nothing stopping the rich
elites from abandoning the middle class folks if they become
inconvenient.
That may have been a little too
abstract for some folks so to make it clear, Jeff Bezos and other
billionaires don't give a fuck for you suburbanites living in your
McMansions. Bezos wants to build space colonies off Earth and every
other billionaire and multimillionaire I've ever heard of has a
Doomsday plan that at a minimum gets them out of the country should
it collapse.
You McMansion folks keep ignoring the
growing poverty here in America and one day the angry mobs could be
all over your green lawns with torches looking to cook you and your
family. All the while Bezos will be in orbit and the other rich folks
will be in their luxurious underground bunkers sipping champagne.