Just when you think the Orange Buffoon
can't top his latest stupid statement or action, he goes and pulls
another monumental zinger out of his ass. Of course I'm referring to
the press conference back on April 23rd when he suggested
injecting and/or ingesting disinfectant as a way to treat the
coronavirus. Just to add icing to the huge stupid cake he was
offering, Buffoon then suggests it might be possible to use ultraviolet
light internally to also clean the human body of the pathogen.
I'm sadly use to the fact that most people here in the US don't
have a microgram of scientific understanding on any subject that is
relevant to our lives, but this one left me unable to speak. Had I
not been watching the press conference I would have instantly thought
the later stories reporting the Buffoon's words were satire. I mean
young toddlers generally understand that to drink any sort of
disinfectant will make them sick or even dead.
Here we have the individual occupying
the Oval Office not understanding the effects on the human body of
drinking something like bleach. We've entered realms of dark comedy
that, to me, suggest all sorts of insane scenarios could still happen
long before 2021 Inauguration Day, the earliest we could expect some
relief from the surreal reality we find ourselves trapped.
From the horrible November 2016 night
when the Orange Buffoon stumbled into an electoral college victory, I
knew we were highly screwed. I also knew that OB would burn the
country down in some fashion. Never once did I even entertain the
possibility that he might try to poison us.
Please excuse me that even now after
the Buffoon has attempted to play his misguided suggestion off as
“sarcasm” that I sincerely wish that he might demonstrate his
novel treatment. Does that make me a bad person? Because if it does,
I can surely live with it on my conscious.
Onward and upward people, the only way
we'll get through this shit is to laugh and enjoy a long weekend nap.
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"Sarcasm" has no place anywhere near the podium from which speaks the "most powerful Man in the world". Not that he is or anything. He just thinks he is. I certainly won't miss his "briefings". Although, I'm sure all the late night hosts will now have to come up with some other material. Hang in there.
Satire is in genuine peril. Reality is so much weirder. It would be hilarious if it weren't so terrifying.
I understand your frustration I think the whole world is looking in disbelieve how it is possible for someone like that to be President
I saw a meme today that said something like, "for those of you who said you're rather be dead than have Hilary as President, you might get your wish." But now he's going to stop having press conferences, which is good. I certainly don't need to see him on daily and the longer these have gone on, the more surreal they've become.
It just absolutely boggles the mind. And I didn't think I had any boggle left!
Bob: He's a bizarre creature to even come up with that half-assed sarcasm excuse.
Armchair Squid: Exactly!!!
Marja: Trump is like a bad comic book movie villain.
Jeff: Yeah, I saw the same meme.
The Bug: All we can do is hope for the best.
I really do wish we had a better alternative than Old White Guy Option B...
Even if his comments WERE sarcasm (they weren't), a news conference on a pandemic that has killed over 50,000 people in just this country is no place for it. Every day the OB convinces me that he truly is a moron.
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