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(Author's Note: This is my second version of this story. It's long so I have broken into two parts, the second half will be published tomorrow. Other USS Saratoga stories: Out of the Darkness, Hard Transitions Part 1, Hard Transitions Part 2. )
Part One
As Captain Connor Douglas stood next
the large display window looking out at the two orbiting drydocks
trailing behind the main starbase complex, he couldn't help but
considering the utter indifferent nature of the universe. Adding to
his unsettled mindset, the gas giant planet the drydocks, associate
factories, and living facilities making up Starbase 257 orbited
glowed a sinister human blood red giving the impression that
occasionally the universe just might fall on the other side of
indifferent and more towards the cruel.
Deep down Douglas knew that mere
existence for every living being, both sentient and primitive, was
the result of countless random events going back to the Big Bang
itself. Had something as small as the charge of protons been just the
tiniest bit different the universe would have gone a completely
divergent and alien path with stars unable to form. The same went for
the formation of planets and the lifeforms that evolved on them. Any
number of insignificant changes in events like the collision or
scattering of different dust particles early in the formation of a
star system could have been magnified until entirely different
worlds, and the life forms on them, could have come into being, or
conversely, been wiped from existence.
Douglas understood how primitive humans
desperately wanted to cling to the idea that there was some guiding
supreme entity watching over its special, chosen people. Without any
real technology or understanding of the environment, just living on
the surface of a planet made life extremely vulnerable to the whims
of daily weather, climate change, and natural disasters. Yet somehow
humans, and thousands of other species across the galaxy, crawled out
of that hole to eventually build civilizations that worked hard to
defy the seemingly indifferent, if not cruel nature of the universe
and do something more than just survive.
Deep in Douglas' head, he fought back
the urge to think that maybe the universe did in fact at times want
to strike back at its grown children and show them all their noble
endeavors were but motes of dust it could scatter on a whim.
Almost everyone living in both the
alpha and beta quadrants of known space had hoped the end of the
Dominion War would have brought the beginnings of another period of
peace and stability for the populations of the Federation, Klingons
Empire, Cardassian Union, and all the other species weary of
conflict. After the successful invasion of Cardassia Prime, the
Dominion forces surrendered and retreated back through the Bajoran
wormhole to the gamma quadrant while their Breen allies crossed back
over into their territory more than giving every conceivable
indication their militant ways were over for now.
Starfleet, never meant to primarily be
a military organization, almost immediately began switching back to
its true purpose, exploration and scientific inquiry. Starships not
needed for peacekeeping were sent back to the core worlds for refit
and then dispatched out into the unknown. That was the case for
Douglas' ship, the USS Saratoga,
which after the Battle of the Mandith System was sent back to massive
drydock facilities in orbit around Mars for refurbishment. A year
later the Saratoga and her crew warped out of Sector 001 and
actually made it across the red line, the current demarcation point
where Federation space ended and the vast unknown began. For two full
months Douglas felt that the true purpose of his life was being met
as he and his crew spent their days seeking out new worlds and new
life. It all ended suddenly when Starfleet sent out the general
recall to all vessels within reach of the Federation and its member
worlds. The United Federation of Planets was being stalked and preyed
upon by its worst enemy with the general consensus that it intended
to wipe clean all intelligent life within its collective reach.
Douglas' revelry was interrupted with
the chirping of his combadge that was attached to the upper left of
his uniform. “Douglas here,” he said to what he assumed was the
aide to the admiral in charge of Starbase 257.
“Captain Douglas, the admiral is
ready to see you now,” the young lieutenant j.g. said in English
but with her Betazed accent giving her words a lyrical cadence.
Douglas marched back down the corridor
towards the entrance to the admiral's quarters. When he reached the
door sensor it slid back the opening allowing him entrance. The
Betazed aide used that same moment to exit as well, her facial
expression clearly indicating she was on a mission.
“Hello Captain Douglas,” Admiral
Tarn, a joyful looking Denobulan, said from behind his desk while
motioning the young human to take the seat in front of it. “I
surely wish our meeting could be under more happier circumstances.”
he said in a tone that denoted more than a little anxiety.”
“I assure you admiral, the last thing
I wanted to hear from home was that the Borg were active in known
space. It was bad enough when word leaked out that while part of the
crew of the USS Einstein, Admiral Janeway was captured and
assimilated aboard a dead and damaged Borg cube found adrift in
space.” Douglas said adjusting his position trying to get
comfortable in the chair obviously made for a Denobulan frame.
It was then that Douglas noticed the
soft music playing in the background. Which cause Admiral Tarn to
smile in a melancholy way that was strikingly human to Douglas, “Yes,
captain that is the twentieth century human group known as the
Beatles. I discovered their music while stationed at New Berlin on
Luna early in my career, I have found that anything by Paul McCarthy
and John Lennon helps me think.”
“Sir,” Douglas said, “why do I
have a growing suspicion you called me here for something other than
talking about the Borg?”
“My old friend and your former
commanding officer, Prown Thrawn was quite right about you Connor.
You are rather smart for a pink skin.” He finished laughing at the
old and slightly racist term Andorians once had for those humans who
originated from the northern European regions of Earth.
“It's actually about the planet you
and your crew have been assigned to protect.” Tarn said in a tone
that meant he was getting down to business. “The planet is called
Kivant by the natives and they call themselves the kich. They've been
an associate member of the Federation for decades and have applied
for full status but various people in Starfleet intelligence have
some questions about them.”
“Why do I now have a strong feeling
I'm not going to like your request admiral?”
“Let's just hope the Borg don't show
up and my request is all you have to be uncomfortable about.” Tarn
finished before explaining the mystery about the kich species.
Part Two
Native planetary name: Kivant
Star system designation: DDED-1445
Location: Beta Quadrant, Sector 5411
Basic information: Star system was
first cataloged
by the Phoenix 8 unmanned probe on
stardate
0403.2. System consists of four rocky
worlds,
all class M or below and three gas
giants class J or below.
Native intelligent species: one
“Kich”- mammalian humanoid
pop- 426 million
From the Encyclopedia Galactica:
Memory Alpha archives
The native intelligent species of
Kivant, who call themselves the “kich”, are a mammalian humanoid
race quite similar to Earth's Homo sapiens in both outward
appearance and internal functions. The chief difference being an odd
facial hair pattern on males and partial webbing between the fingers
on females. Their evolutionary lineage in fact does go back to a
hominid-like primate that inhabited the savannas of one of Kivant's
continents.
The development of civilization began
far earlier that what occurred on Earth or several other Federation
members. In fact, the kich reached an 18th century level
of Western European industrialized civilization around Earth's ninth
century CE. Staying true to the theory of parallel planetary
development, during the early years of Kivant's technological
development it was divided up into seventy-five distinct
nation-states with five major powers controlling large sections of
the planet where socioeconomic maturation was not as advanced. These
spheres of interest, or empires, often overlapped causing numerous
wars generally fought by proxy agents made up of religious or ethnic
groups under the direction by the major powers.
The turning point for kich civilization
occurred around the eleventh century CE on Earth when Kivant's major
powers became embroiled in a world war that ended imperial rule and
created over a hundred new nations centered around two dominate
nation-states. As it was on Earth after the Second World War,
Kivant's two dominate powers championed conflicting social and
economic systems. But the development of nuclear weapons prevented
the two from engaging directly, instead a cold war ensued with the
nation promoting totalitarian state control over personal lives and
economic choices eventually collapsing from its inherent
inefficiencies and corruption.
Further paralleling Earth's historical
path, with the victory of the democratic and capitalistic system
every underdeveloped nation on Kivant began rapid reforms to achieve
the same economic level and lifestyle of the planet's dominate
nation. Enormous industrialization projects were instituted in the
developing nations which created a huge demand for resources that
strained the planetary environment. This activity created vast
fortunes overwhelmingly controlled by a tiny percentage who in turned
used their influence to protect and continue rampant development at
the expense of the majority of Kivant's inhabitants who were left to
deal with the increasing pollution and encroaching environmental
degradation.
The pollution and disruption of the
planetary environment played havoc on the climate which caused crop
failures leading to massive starvation and the resurgence of numerous
diseases that were once under control. The kich population of Kivant
peaked at 7.5 billion individuals around Earth's thirteenth century
CE but soon began a steep decline as food and water shortages induced
new wars. Combined with pandemics that were spread by waves of
refugees the nations of Kivant were only barely able to stay ahead of
onslaught of continuing disasters.
The breaking point came as frozen
tundra located in the arctic regions thawed and began releasing
massive amounts of methane. These events caused Kivant's average
temperatures to shoot up even further making many areas of the planet
uninhabitable. In less than twenty standard years the kich population
fell to less than 251 million individuals with the survivors fleeing
to the polar regions where temperatures remained livable.
At this stage of Kivant's ecological
holocaust the last vestiges of national, ethnic, and religious
identity were burned away with the remnants of kich civilization
dedicating themselves to prevent their planet from succumbing to a
runaway greenhouse effect. This Dark Age lasted for six-hundred
standard years and only ended when the planetary climate stabilized
around Earth's nineteenth century CE.
Eventually the remnant civilization on
Kivant stabilized their planetary climate enough to allow for
scientific research in fields unrelated to ecological recovery. By
Earth's late twenty-second century CE, the kich had advanced enough
to build a subspace telescope array in orbit of their home world in
an attempt to detect other intelligent life in the galaxy. This
allowed them to detect the unmanned Phoenix 8 probe as it
entered their system. The probe was not programmed to initiate first
contact since it did not detect any evidence of warp technology.
After a quick scan, the probe jumped back into warp heading towards
its next programmed destination. Now knowing that they were not alone
in the universe, the government of Kivant then began a crash project
to develop their own warp capability. Twenty years later the
Federation starship Ark Royal passed
close enough to the system to be detected with the kich launching
several unmanned warp probes in an attempt draw the ship's attention.
On stardate 2262.0,
Captain Iyaad Sharaf initiated first contact with the government of
Kivant. Within five standard years Kivant petitioned the Federation
council for associate membership which was almost immediately
granted. The kich have no off-planet colonies but have allowed
Starfleet extensive use of their star system which included the
establishment of Star Base 257 and the construction of substantial
dry dock facilities in orbit around the fifth planet in their system.
In return for this almost unlimited access, the kich have made
extensive use of Starfleet's Corp of Engineers and its planetary
restructuring technology to reclaim their damaged world.
With vast areas of
Kivant now livable, the kich have allowed over five million refugees
over the intervening years to settle permanently on their world.
However, the polar cities the kich built during their Dark Age were
declared off limits by the government to protect their native
culture.
Captain's Log, USS Saratoga
Connor Douglas in
command
Stardate: 54149.6
Forty days have passed since the
beginning of a new round of Borg incursions into Federation space.
Given the increased activity and now attacks on settled worlds there
is little doubt that they are preparing for an all-out invasion. This
time though their goal is not assimilation but outright genocide. For
that reason Starfleet recalled us back to Federation space.
And we are now in our sixteenth day
standing guard over the kich homeworld of Kivant. For that entire
time we have not detected any Borg presence within range of our
sensors. Due to this emergency, Starfleet Command sends us updates
twice daily on engagements, which unfortunately includes losses in
both ships and personnel. Even worse is the information we are
receiving about the planets the Borg have sterilized. Despite the
fact that the Borg have not yet penetrated into the core of
Federation space, the death toll has now topped four billion sentient
beings along with an uncountable amount of other lifeforms.
Several Starfleet ships have
successfully defended their assigned star systems by improvising new
tactics and weapons systems. As usual with the Borg, they quickly
adapt and find ways to counteract these impromptu innovations. As we
wait for our possible date with destiny, every person in the
engineering, security, and tactical departments on this ship are
working to come up with our own counter measures.
As everyone assigned to the team to design a method to undercut and defeat a Borg cube filed into the senior conference room situated behind the bridge, it was clear that telepathic nor emphatic abilities were not needed to detect the tension in the air. News of successful Borg attacks on various worlds along with the occasional report of how a particular ship and crew were able defeat that enemy ran like wildfire to everyone aboard the Saratoga. People who joined Starfleet were not the type that easily scared nor ran away from a fight. What was creating a level of anxiety greater than the darkest days of the Dominion War was that the fleet had long since been spread dangerously thin in an attempt protect thousands of inhabited worlds. It was with this unsettling knowledge that Connor Douglas walked into the conference room to add even more tension to the situation.
“Thank
you everyone, “ Connor said taking his seat at the end of the
table. “I know we are pressed for time but I just received a
classified communication for Starfleet Command telling me the
Federation colony world of Oranto was attacked by a Borg cube twelve
hours ago. After destroying the starships Wolf
and Sunrise assigned
to defend the planet, it then sterilized the surface killing all
sixteen million residents.”
Connor took a
moment to say small prayer of thanks to whatever deity might exist
for remembering to check if any member of his crew was from Oranto,
or had family members living there. Connor had long since talked with
the two crew members on the Saratoga from Oranto and they were
being helped by friends and one of the ship's assigned counselors.
Still though, given the momentary look of dismay on the faces of
everyone in the conference room, it was clear they had taken the loss
of another world to the Borg personally.
“Given
this new information,” Connor began again, “the importance of
coming up with a means to defeat or blunt a Borg attack cannot be
understated. Lieutenant Sovan and Axor, have you two made any headway
in devising a possible defense?”
For the briefest of
moments Axor hoped Sovan would take the lead in explaining their
plan. Sovan was the newest member of the crew, and as most Vulcans
seem to prefer in new settings, he still irritatingly liked to sit
back and observe everyone's personality traits and idiosyncrasies
before becoming actively involved. What made things worse was that
Sovan was from a region of Vulcan that still didn't care much for
humans, why this was the case Axor had no idea. Taking some comfort
that Bolians were as often perplexed with Vulcan culture as their
longtime human friends, Axor tried not to hold anything against
Sovan. That still left the chief engineer holding the bag in
presenting their one idea that in simulation destroyed an attacking
Borg cube.
“Captain
Douglas,” Axor began, “our respective teams have several ideas
but most of them suffer from having already been tried by other
ships. Needless to say, those ideas that did defeat the Borg have
allowed them to adapt making them now ineffective. The idea we have
come up with though does have a high probability of success although
our simulation usually result in the destruction of the ship.”
Captain Douglas
leaned forward and smiled in a manner that sent a small chill down
Axor's blue-skinned back. “Lieutenant,” Douglas said, “believe
it or not that is the best news I've had since we were recalled back
to home space. Please tell me what you two have in mind.”
Taking a deep
breath, Axor was almost ready to lay out his presentation when Sovan
interrupted him.
“Captain
Douglas,” the Vulcan said in a overly dignified manner, “are you
familiar with the old human infliction called cancer?”
Part Three
Alerted
to approach of the visiting dignitary, Connor Douglas was standing at
the entrance to his ready room when the portal door slide open.
“Greetings, Primus Th'lou,” Connor said as he waved off the young
ensign escorting the visitor and offered his left forearm for the
kich's version of a formal greeting. “I'm sorry I couldn't meet you
at the transporter room but, as you know, the situation right now
demands nearly all of everyone's time.”
“I understand
captain,” the middle-aged kich said as Douglas guided him towards
the seat in front of his desk. “I'm just not certain as to why you
have requested my presence, our agreement with Starfleet and the
Federation allows them to make all decisions concerning the defense
of our homeworld and star system.”
Douglas took a
moment to gauge the being sitting on the other side of his desk.
Th'lou looked to be average for a humanoid species, enough so that
they could easily blend in with a dozen others from across the
galaxy. What bothered Connor though, and Starfleet Command, was that
while the actively supported Federation policy and principles, very
few of the kich species every left the planet. In fact, other than
small communities that were integrated with the several million
refugees that were now permanently settled in the newly rehabilitated
regions of Kivant, the kich kept strictly to their cities in the
polar regions.
“That's exactly
what I wanted to speak with you about,” Douglas said. “Given the
Borg threat I wanted to strongly recommend that you begin evacuations
of your polar cities. My data says they are quite densely populated
which makes them prime targets if the Borg should get close enough to
begin bombarding the planet.”
Being unfamiliar
with kich physiology, Douglas would have sworn in court that the
Primus of Kivant's face suddenly blanched as if he had just been
caught in a lie. “Yes, Captain Douglas,” he said obviously trying
to recover his composure, “I will take your advice into
consideration but our agreements with both the Federation Council and
Starfleet Command specifically states the polar cities are my species
most cherished cultural possessions and that off worlders are
strictly forbidden from visiting or interference in any of our
affairs that take place inside those designated limits.”
The first thought
that came to Douglas' mind after hearing Th'lou's warning was that
the man was definitely hiding something. “Primus, no offense was
meant and the last thing I want to do is interfere in your planet's
culture. But as the person in charge of Kivant's defense in this
crisis, I would not be doing my duty if I didn't mention a Borg
disrupter beam has the ability to cut kilometer wide swaths through
your cities down to the bedrock your structure's foundations are
built upon.”
“Let us just hope
the Borg do not show up or that you and your crew find a way to
defeat them before one of their ships attains orbit.” Primus Th'lou
said before standing up. “Captain, I really must be going...”
Th'lou added making a motion towards the closed portal door.
With nothing else
to say, Douglas touched his combadge,” Ensign Dilipa, please come
to my ready room and escort the Primus back to the transporter for
his return to the surface.”
Barely ten seconds
later, the young ensign steps through the portal and immediately
leaves with Primus Th'lou following. Douglas didn't start back on his
work knowing his first officer and closest friend, Commander Zhao
Shou would want to talk with him about the meeting.
“Well, how did it
go Connor? Did you find out anything useful for Admiral Tarn?” Zhao
asked after strolling into the ready room with only a perfunctory
hesitation at the portal door.
“They're hiding
something,” Douglas said leaning back in his chair. “What it is I
have no idea, but I'd almost bet they would make a plea to the Borg
for help if we tried to do anything overt like active scans or a fly
over with a shuttle.”
“What are we
going to do?” Zhao asks. “If the Borg get by us and fire off one
ten second blast down onto their polar cities the death toll would be
in the tens of millions.”
“We go ahead with
our plan, Shou,” Douglas said using his friend's given name. “How
is production on the mines going?”
“As long as the
Borg don't show up in the next two days we'll have enough to proceed
with the plan. And as for our protection measures should we have
drones beam over, both Savon and Axor assure me the mixture of gases
and particles we'll dump into ship's atmosphere will reduce the
effectiveness of individual drone shields down to ten or fifteen
percent.” Zhao said with a confidence he didn't exactly completely
believe.
“Lets hope it
works,” Douglas said, “because for the plan to work, we're going
to have to get the Saratoga quite close to penetrate the Borg
ship's subspace field to beam over the mines.”
“The nifty thing
about that atmospheric mixture is that it will kill anyone within
seconds should their environmental suits be compromised. At least
that reduces the chances for the Borg assimilating our people.”
Zhao added deadpan.
“Thank the
universe, whatever gods exists, and the Great Bird of the Galaxy for
such small favors.” Douglas said in return.
Captain's Log, USS
Saratoga
Connor Douglas in
command
Stardate: 54172.1
After weeks of
waiting long range sensors have detected a Borg cube ship on course
for Kivant. I am delaying our interception until we have a better
idea what the enemy ship's path through this star system's asteroid
belt will be so we can better position our little surprises. Admiral
Tarn has informed me that the Starship Ranger is on the way to
provide reinforcement but their ETA at a minimum is twenty-eight
hours. By that time we will either be victorious or dead.
“Borg vessel's
course has been confirmed within a eighty-five percent certainty.”
The tactical officer, Lieutenant Victoria Kinyor said from her
station to the right of the captain's central command chair.
“Raise shields,
prepare a full spread of quantum torpedoes, ready phasers.” Zhao
said to Kinyor.
Without hesitation
Douglas hit the intercom icon on the small screen mounted on the arm
of his chair. “All hands this is the captain, we are at battled
stations, everyone seal their environmental suits and prepare to
repel boarders. The next few hours things are going to get very
nasty. All section heads, damage control teams, tactical squads, and
medics stay alert and be ready to move quickly.”
“Helm,” Douglas
then called out to Ensign Reid, “lay in an intercept course, warp
two. Engage.”
“Captain,”
Commander Zhao said looking up from the screen mounted to his seat
next Douglas, “Commander Axor is ready to flood all decks with the
gas mixture.”
“Tell him to
flood the decks, Number One,” Douglas said.
On the main viewer
the star field shifted violently as the Saratoga moved towards
the enemy craft. As the starship accelerated, it only took a few
seconds before the massive and ugly cube ship appeared in the center.
“It totally ignored Starbase 257,” Zhao said to no one in
particular, “all remaining personnel still in the orbital
facilities are at red alert with dependents down on the surface of
one of the gas giant's larger moons.”
“Intercept in
fifteen seconds,” Ensign Reid said from his station.
“Zhao, make sure
engineering is ready to transport the mines into the Borg ship the
second we penetrate their subspace field,” Douglas said.
“Lieutenant Sovan,” Douglas began again turning his chair towards
the science officer, “are you picking up anything out of the
ordinary on the sensors?”
“No captain,”
the Vulcan replied from his station, “standard Borg cube ship with
about ten-thousand drones aboard. Given that we have not heard the
usual proclamation that we will be assimilated it is safe to assume
that the collective's goal is the sterilization of the surface of the
planet.”
“Five seconds to
intercept,” Ensign Reid nervously called out to the rest of the
bridge crew.
“Tactical,”
Douglas called out, “fire all weapons, reload torpedoes and go
again with emphasis on possible tractor beam emitter points. We need
to be able to break away as quick as possible or they will swat us
like an Izarian sand wasp.”
High energy phaser
fire lashed out from emitter strips on the Saratoga hitting
the Borg cube. Explosions rippled across the chaotic surface of the
enemy ship which were matched as quantum torpedoes impacted less than
a second later. The Borg vessel, which up to that moment had decided
to ignore everything else in the star system, now had to contend with
the Federation ship getting in the way of its collective desire to
wipe the target planet clean.
It slowed and
focused its attention on the starship rushing toward it. The
collective intelligence of over ten-thousand assimilated souls
analyzed the incoming vessel and determined that it could not defeat
them. Still, it would need to be destroyed, so the Borg ship slowed
and brought its own weapons to bear on the Saratoga firing
seven green glowing balls of energy towards it.
“Incoming,”
Lieutenant Kinyor yelled from the tactical station, “high energy
plasma charges.”
The helmsmen was
able to alter course just enough to dodge the first two volleys with
the Saratoga's automatic defenses firing several short phaser
bursts to blow away three more, but the last two charges impacting on
the primary hull, uncomfortable close to the bridge.
The result of the
impacts had several bridge consoles explode sending a shower of
sparks and small debris into the faces and bodies of the crew.
Luckily for them, the new environmental suits were partially armored
as well as equipped with personal shields that prevented any real
injuries. As the crew of the Saratoga had planned, once they had
gotten close enough to the Borg cube to penetrate its subspace field,
preprogrammed computers jumped into action to beam over hundreds of
self-replicating mines into the heart of the enemy ship. All told,
the process had only taken ten seconds, but for everyone aboard the
Saratoga, it seemed like a lifetime.
“Process
complete, captain,” Zhao said, all mines are away.”
“Helm, get us the
hell out of here, best possible speed,” Douglas said as his ship
was rocked with several more impacts.
The Borg vessel,
not exactly sure what the Federation starship had just attempted, was
not about to just let its adversary slip away. The collective tried
to catch the Saratoga in several tractor beams but each time
both the alert human in charge of weapons and ship's tactical
computers prevented the Borg emitters from getting focused. Phaser
fire with carefully alternating frequencies destroyed each emitter
and when the helmsmen jumped to warp the Borg vessel was forced to
break off from its intended course to Kivant.
Inside the Borg
vessel a couple of dozen of the self-replicating mines immediately
detonated with the others quickly taking in the debris to make more
of their kind. The rate of propagation agreed upon by both Axor and
Sovan had six mines being made for every one that exploded. Borg
drones died by the hundreds during each explosion as whole sections
of the massive ship were rendered ineffective. Regeneration
subsystems were activated, but each time newly created mines just
detonated again making repairs ineffective. The collective mind of
the Borg ship analyzed the situation and attempted several
countermeasures but the most brilliant thing about Axor and Sovan's
destructive creations was that they were just too stupid to be
stopped. What began to worry the collective though was that the mines
were growing at an exponential rate and in a few hours the insanely
primitive weapons would destroy the ship if they were not stopped.
For that reason, the collective decided they would have to assimilate
the personnel on the Federation ship to discern a way shut down the
mines.
“Captain
Douglas,” Lieutenant Kinyor said, “ just want you to know the
Borg vessel has jumped to warp and is pursuing us. I'd say they are
quite upset.”
Douglas and Zhao
looked at each other after hearing this news. “I guess this is
where things start getting interesting.” They both said at the same
time. Just a few seconds later the Borg ship began a barrage of
weapons fire upon the Saratoga.
(Author's Note: The conclusion has been written and will be published this Saturday. I warned you this was a long story.)
1 comment:
Well, I was going to be annoyed at having to wait, but I'M READING THIS ON SATURDAY! BWAHAHAHA! On to the next installment...
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