News outlets are reporting that just today the Neon Orange God of American Proles has threatened to impose a 100% tariff on goods imported from Canada if went ahead with a trade deal with China. The Neon God is worried that PM Mark Carney himself is angling to make Canada a “Drop Off Port” of Chinese good that will flood into the United States.
On the surface, what essentially is happening is that the Neon God is transferring his fears of little brown people coming up from the southern border to cheap Chinese electric vehicles crossing into the US from the north.
I imagine Neon God is partially concerned about this situation because heaven forbid that Elon fucking Musk might actually have to play by the rules of the great game of capitalism. But the main reason Neon God is losing his ever decreasing supply cranial voltage is because the honorable Prime Minister of Canada is running rings around the supposed leader of the free world.
Truth be told, while Neon God, “the festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit” was at the recent World Economic Forum in Davos he clearly proved to the world that the United States is in full collapse.
Neon God’s obsession with acquiring Greenland- by force if necessary- will in more enlighten times in the future be studied by political scientists, historians, and anyone in the profession of treating mental illness. And while our erstwhile allies were able to placate America’s mentally challenged, narcissistic ruler and divert his attention to a different shiny object, just today he once again called the Canadian Prime Minister “Governor Carney.” Reminding everyone that Neon God was still fixated on making our patient and kind neighbor to the north, the “51st state.”
Where PM Carney proved himself to be a true leader was when he turned down Neon God’s invitation to his “Board of Peace.” This pissed off Neon God to the point he released a statement revoking the invite. Which I’m sure in Neon God’s decaying neural pathways he believes happened retroactively before Carney politely told him to fuck off.
What I really like about PM Carney is that he is emerging as the leader of a movement of countries to counter US, Russia, and Chinese global influence. If I had the PM’s ear I would be screaming into it for him to push hard for the movement to forge a new economic and military alliance because, like I and many others have mentioned, the United States should never be trusted again.
Even if Neon God and his low-IQ cohorts are expelled from power in 2028 the United States could very easily fall victim to the likes of such a fascist demagogue. In fact I’m sure it will happen because the average American hasn’t got the IQ of a rock. As a nation Americans are looking for easy and painless answers to problems that require years of patience and rational thought.
In fairness, I’m including the short-sighted and spoiled idiots on the left of the American political spectrum. The people who couldn’t vote for the black lady back in November of 2024 own a huge chunk of the blame for the deaths and damage Neon God has caused.
So to any of our Canadian kinfolk that might find this shout out to the blogging abyss, please support your Prime Minister! Work together with any country looking to preserve liberal democratic values because the alternative is US Army M-1A2 tanks rolling into Ottawa, Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver.
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