Sunday, April 9, 2017

Wandering Toes: An all too Brief Escape



Broke away from the house yesterday and made an all too brief escape to my nearest happy place. The Mount Pleasant Waterfront Park and Pier truly meets all my criteria as a location to recharge my mental batteries. While family and homeowner obligations are the main reason I can't escape the suburban hellhole where I live on a more routine basis, quite frankly the drive down from Columbia on I-26 is often a pain in the ass. When I-26 was built I believe the traffic volume was smaller than what is normal today and because of the increased load both the east and west segments can become easily clogged by the slightest accident or a few bad drivers. Several times over the years trips down to the Charleston area, or going back home, were ruined by Interstate traffic jam delays than stretched the normal ninety minute to two hour trip to a three or four hour feat of endurance.    

As I sat on one of the park's benches sipping my coffee and pondering the fate of the universe this curious looking ship cruised by heading for the nearby docks. While the decks are clearly loaded down, I had to assume the containers on the front end were empty since the bow was riding so high in the water. What puzzled me was that the stern was riding so low giving me the impression that the white containers might be full. I know next to nothing about freighters but to me it made the ship look unstable.     

One of the more sad accomplishments of Facebook was that it has publicized the existence of people who believe in the "chem-trail conspiracy" involving the spraying of nefarious chemicals on an unsuspecting public for experimentation or even mind control. Ignoring the utter paranoid insanity of the basic premise for a moment, the logistics of producing these chemicals, then the transport, and deployment aboard thousands of aircraft made to look like passenger planes makes the UFO, MIB, Illuminati, and Bigfoot people seem within the realm of reason. Whatever the case, if there were any Chem-trail people in Charleston yesterday morning they would have been running for cover because the beautiful blue sky was being constantly cross-crossed by jets producing these neat trails caused by the heat of their engines making the atmospheric water vapor condense.       

Wanted to hit a pub on nearby Sullivan's Island but the tourist hordes had already overrun the place to the point it wasn't worth the effort. Instead I cruised down to Fort Moultrie where a bunch of A-hole Citadel cadets started the Civil War back in 1861. I've never bought the propaganda that the Civil War was about "states rights", tariffs, or opposing the tyranny of the Federal government. Boil away all the crap and it was about rich white people whose fortunes were built and maintained by the fact they kept other human being in bondage.     

Correct me if I'm wrong but the lighthouse in the distance is the Morris Island lighthouse situated on the south end of entrance to Charleston Harbor. Despite my distaste of many thing associated with South Carolina, namely its ignorance and stunted politics, there are a number of interesting places I would love to visit, that lighthouse being one.  Since the local pubs and bars were all too busy I made a quick stop by a fast food joint for lunch and hit the road for home.Thankfully, except for one minor accident that slowed me down three or four minutes my drive back to Columbia was just as quick as the one going down. It was made even better by the Skeptics Guide to the Universe podcasts I downloaded onto my MP3 player. It's a science show that make its easy to keep up with all the advances we are seeing on a daily basis. It's early Sunday morning now and as I tried to type in my usual substandard drivel, I've had to make stops to clean up cat puke, give a diabetic dog his shot after handing feeding him, and prep the recently installed carpet for cleaning after discovering a huge pee spot that had literally soaked a five-inch in diameter section. There is no way in hell my wife would let me make another run down to Charleston next weekend so I'll have to settle for watching my Blu-Ray copy of Rogue One when it arrives.   

5 comments:

Jimmy said...

It is always good to get away at least for a day, I think that all freeways and interstates are overloaded, especially on the weekends.

South Carolina is a beautiful place, I was raised in the upstate area and am more partial to the foothills and mountain areas, but last time I was home like everywhere else it is getting crowded.

Glad you got a chance to get away, it always feels good to clear the mind and relax if only for just a little bit.

Harry Hamid said...

I live about 40 miles from the Gulf, but I almost never get away to just clear myhead and stare at water. Maybe I should.

From what I remember of my history, Congress didn't strike the Missouri Compromise by saying, "We're adding Maine as a state without states' rights and Missouri as a state with them." It was unabashedly about slavery. The rewriting of history - which the internet makes so easy - is disoncerting.

Pixel Peeper said...

Charleston is a great place to recharge your batteries! Coincidentally, I looked back on my blog post when I last visited Charleston just two days ago, reminiscing and thinking about going again.

Why is it so damn hard to get away for just a short little weekend? Glad you had the chance and grabbed it.

I've come across some of those "chem trail conspiracy" people. Same people who won't vaccinate...

The Bug said...

I loved Fort Moultrie the one time we visited it - so green & serene (at least it is now...). Plus I bought a cool bag in the gift shop :)

goatman said...


WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT, HISTORICALLY, THAT 85% OF THE US POPULATION WOULD LIVE NEAR THE OCEANS?