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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
A brief moment of genuine patriotism, for no real reason.
In desperate and shitty times it is best to take refuge in the core values that made America such a great country. After doing a Parrothead version of Diogenes I find that no group holding truer to these values than the Muppets. Which should scare me but right now but I have a fairly nice buzz going and don't want to spoil it. Tomorrow though I may look back up on how to immigrate to Australia or New Zealand. One final question, where is that great American patriot Randal?
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Hey readers, quick! Come to Beach's rescue! The Carolina Parrothead is in mental melt-down. His resuscitation is urgently required to avoid his slipping into a coma!
out of curiosity, has the swedish chef been naturalized?
I was busy fighting commies, no, hippies, no, Ayrabs, no, socialists.
Funny you post this, we watched The Muppet Movie just yesterday.
The MUPPET ROCK.
That is all I have to say.
Oh, and when I grow up, I want to be a puppeteer.
Vigil: It's much too late, it would be easy to find people around me that would say I've been in a coma for years.
Lime: It was told to me that the Swedish Chef has been naturalized but Animal has not. Its hard to get the paperwork done for him since he eats the agents.
Randal: I hope you left the hippy chicks alone, I could use some free love.
Malicious Intent: I'm ready to vote a few Muppets in to Congress.
LOL LOL! The Muppets put their country before their politics. Ya gotta love 'em!
MadMike: While I still fully support President Obama the shrill noise passing for debate and the willingly self-destructive and idiotic behavior being perpetrated by others in the political ring ( I'm talking elected, media personalities, and the odd self appointed) I'm done with politics for a while.
I had forgotten how much I just loved Beaker. Definitely my favorite Muppet.
Mike: In my younger days when I was skinner and had ample amounts of hair I had the unfortunate luck to look like Breaker.
It does get tough Beach. It does get tough.
MadMike: I really to write something happy, get laid, and sit on a beach. Not necessarily in that order though.
Great story.... good work....
Thanks for sharing......
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