Saturday, August 29, 2009

The truth has to be revealed.

Okay, I will be the first to go ahead an admit that Federal Death Panels are already active and providing an invaluable service to the country. The simple fact is that old people are a drain on society wasting resources in an effort to keep them happy in their "Golden Years" at the expense of younger people who can still work and pay taxes to build the perfect Liberal Reich.
These dedicated Death Panel government employees work tirelessly to lessen the drain of tax dollars allowing other valuable services to continue. Just yesterday I learned that the savings from one day of not having to pay Social Security retirement benefits allowed an important study to continue on the detrimental effects of NASCAR racing and how it promotes the continued oppression on society by armed, angry white males.

The following video should show the compassion of these Federal Death Panels workers and the trials and tribulations they carry, both professional and personal, for the betterment of society. Knowledge of anyone who opposes these heroic efforts should be reported to the closest Democrat/Socialist political officer so these people can be quickly sent off to a FEMA camp for reeducation.


sunshine said...

Haha! That was cute!

Beach Bum said...

Sunshine: Feeling a little off the wall tonight. The funny thing is that someone will actually believe my little satirical farce.

Vigilante said...

Stella appreciates satire. I'll pass, Beach. I'll pass.

Beach Bum said...

Vigil: Satire? Been doing some thinking and the idea of putting down some of the more obnoxious elements of the republican party does have a strong appeal.

MadMike said...

I loved it Beach, then again I like Inglorious Basterds (sic).

Beach Bum said...

MadMike: Couldn't figure out anything to write so I took the easy way out.

sunshine said...

Apparently you weren't the only one feeling off the wall last night.
Check out what I just posted today.
(then try to forget you ever saw it..)

Suzan said...

You rock, baby!

You are my favorite today.


Loved Inglorious Basterds!!!

sunshine said...

I deleted my post with the videos of myself. My kids convinced me that I'm nowhere NEAR as funny as I thought I was... ;(
Spoiled all my fun.

Mike said...

Yeah, I met with those guys last year when I was going through kidney cancer.

Seriously, when I was at the lawyer's office setting up a will the night before my surgery, I thought for sure I was talking to a death panel.

Cloudia said...


Malicious Intent said...

Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let’s take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you will be given a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need!!! New teeth, great!!! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well, bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

And look at all the political trash we'd be getting rid of!

I really think we have a Perfect Solution!!!

Passed to me via my father-in-law. He is a bit of a stinker. lol.

Malicious Intent said...

Oh, and yeah...Unicorns are real. Duh!

lime said...

lol, so the grim reaper's name is nathan. who knew?

Utah Savage said...

Watch out Beach or the wingnuts will try to recruit you to sell their wingnutty ideas.

This was funny. And you do rock!

Beach Bum said...

Sunshine: I dd and it was funny, the kids laughing in the background was a riot. When children laugh I can't help but start up myself.

Suzan: Couldn't find anything really to write about and that video just offered itself up.

Mike: Yeah, I've seen of those hospital bureaucrat types that want all of a patient's loose ends tied up. They usually answer to some insurance company. Scary!

Cloudia: Damn, with one word you have made me envious. I want to get away from suburban crap and escape to the islands.

Malicious Intent: Please excuse my tongue in cheek approach. My post was in all honesty an attempt to yank the chains on a few people. As for the bullets and taking out congress I must admit it has some appeal.

Lime: Yeah, that sort of surprised me as well. I always pictured the Grim Reaper as a George or Dick.

Utah Savage: Peggy, I work cheap and have often been called many dirty names but I ain't crazy. The Wingnuts would have to find someone else. Well, there is one way I would sellout, I would have to get one night of hot sex with three of the Fox News ladies, all at one time. Ann Coulter isn't a woman so she doesn't count.

sunshine said...

I'd love to read a story about your cluttered attic. Or some more erotica. .....You know ... whatever you feel like writing.

Randal Graves said...

Now I feel like walking around town in a black robe wielding a scythe.

zeppo said...

That was funny... Of course Bigfoot is real. Jeez. Everyone knows that.

Beach Bum said...

Sunshine: Me writing erotica? Now that would freak my wife out to no end. Still playing with the ideas about the post about what we save in the attic these days.

Randal: Yeah, ain't it great. Add a cloak and skull mask and walk up to some old republican and say Obama sent me.

Zeppo: Actually the Bigfoots lives with Elvis in some hidden subdivision.

Malicious Intent said...

OH I was fine about all of it. I was only insulted about the unicorn thing. Cause I do know they are real.
My best friends, cousin's, sister's boyfriend's, mother told me so.