Flash Fiction Friday Prompt: Write a story using the words banana, iguana, elbow, flaming, pogostick .
Word Count: 1000 words
Author's note: Excuse the typos, again, I'm sick and feel like iguana poo.
“Avrum you slimy bastard,” I whispered to myself after stepping through the wormhole into the facility where an item he needed was being stored. It was the old MIB North American headquarters deep inside Wyoming, a place supposedly abandoned in 2025 after one of the grey-skinned, big eyes aliens of all the old UFO abduction stories finally put down in some place other than a redneck trailer park. After crash landing outside a vegan restaurant, the real story got out and the ensuing scandal exposed MIB and ruined its reputation.