What can I say? Everyone has gone high tech, and yes this is South Carolina making the news again. Not to bash anyone's faith but I have to shake my head when people can see something in blurred spots on MRI's or in burn patterns on a grill cheese sandwiches but ignore the wonder of the world and universe around them.
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I love this stuff... Funny
My wife and I had a store. In one section we had a water stain that looked like Jesus. We always kicked ourselves we didn't play it up.
For reasons I can't figure out Jesus likes to appear here in South Carolina on edible items. The grill cheese appearance occured up around the area where my brothers live, there was another incident involving a knot in a tree but I can't remember the details.
Beach, at about 46 seconds it looks like two hands holding a pyramid kind of abject and a phantom coming out of the top of it.
I do like seeing this kind of stuff. I done a tiling job back in Manchester using large natural marble tiles. Very expensive stuff that needed lots of sealing after putting them up and after grouting. It was only after polishing the job off that I noticed a face in one of the tiles. I took photos of it and some of the builders did as well.
It was only then, when you studied the photos, and the tile, that it actaually looked like Bob Marley!
Depressing...... too depressing for words......
Jesus? That's Captain Bligh.
Whoa.... that's pretty good! Ya know.... I had an experience like that once. See... I had a bowl of rice krispies late one night and when I awoke, why gosh, there in the crusty dried milk.... was the image of Frank Zappa. and it talked to me! said, " next time add bananas"
We have a tree in a Quincy cemetary that some kook said had an image of Jesus on it. People drive by it every day to see "Jesus."
I wish "Jesus" would have spoken to this woman. He would have probably said "Quit bitching about your MRI lady. I got a crown of thorns on my head."
One can hear Jesus if one is willing to listen. Trust me. I'm an ayatollah.
That's not Jesus - it looks more like Robespierre.
i just don't get why this stuff makes the news. i'm glad the woman was comforted and had her faith reinforced but newsworthy...nah.
Dude, God is doing tortillas now...
The Tale of James
David: Shit, as a kid I lived in a trailer one time where a section of the fake wood paneling looked like a monster. Being six years-old it really freaked me out.
Doc Haagen: Yeah, ain't it. The funny thing is the chick is hot.
Randal: Over my head man, someone call Mr. Christian.
Okjimm: That's wild, of course Frank would never appear down here.
Truthmeni: God works in mysterious ways but I wonder if this could be a suggestion by him that we should supply health care to everyone?
I await your wise answer ayatollah.
Pixel: Saw a x-ray not too long ago where I swear I saw the USS Enterprise NCC-1701/D. Would have loved to get it and sell it on eBay.
Lime: In all seriousness I have no doubt that if God wanted to appear in a MRI, oak tree, or a grill cheese sandwich he could in an instant. I just question the human habit of seeing God in such items while ignoring the wonder of creation.
Chef: Somehow I missed the tortillas, but I gobble them down so fast its no surprise. Loved the video.
Beach
I have a cousin named Jesus. People need to differentiate between Jesus of Nazareth and Jesus of East Los Angeles.
My cousin is known for his ability to revive old VW bugs, whereas the other Jesus is known for other miraculous phenomena.
The confusion puts too much pressure on both guys.
Oso: LOL!!! I imagine it is tough on both of them although the Jesus typically thought of around here belongs to the WASP country club set.
It looked more like Napolean to me. But what do I know, right?
I'm wondering. What if an image of Muhammad ever appeared? I mean, really, who would the terrorists target; the MRI manufacturer, the person whose image it was? You gotta think that somebody'd have to pay.
Will: Seriously? I have no idea, although Muslims may not have the tendency that Christians do at seeing religious figures in random colored blotches.
Don't mind me, double b. That was just my demented/sick sense of humor taking over again. I simply cannot control it these days.
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