Thursday, October 29, 2009

Political graveyard eroticism

Another South Carolina politician gets caught

Politicians are truly a different breed of people. While insurance agents and car salesmen are famous for looking you straight in the eye and lying I believe politicians and bureaucrats have the mental ability to actually believe two conflicting points of view.

Especially here in South Carolina where our elected officials and bureaucrats can't seen to decide if they want to be monuments to family values and virtue or typical politicians out to get laid as much as possible using their position and power.

Personally its seems reasonable to me that there should be a power to aphrodisiac scale with higher ranking politicians able to attract more and better looking ladies wanting to parlay their physical attributes into some sort of advantage. I mean its a given that a president, senator, congressman, or governor should be able to attract educated, and gorgeous ladies for passionate trysts in such places like the Oval Office or far away lands like Argentina. The scale would then fall exponentially with lower ranking politicians and bureaucrats having to accept ladies of less standing and met in places far less glamorous. Still some standards should still hold, with limits no self respecting person should fall below and chances that should never be taken.


MRMacrum said...

My question is, was she wearing her pumpkin head? I mean 'tis the season and the fact they were cavorting in a graveyard.

Beach Bum said...

That's a good question about the pumpkin head, but being that he had a Viagra tablet and several sex toys I'd be willing to bet he did.

sunshine said...

A Viagra pill and sex toys? Ewww.. that's nasty. :P
Gawd. What in the hell is this world coming to?
Are we really this fucked up???

If I do a "man in power" you better believe he's the President. I won't settle for anything less. :) tee hee..pumpkin head. ;P


Beach Bum said...

Sunshine: All I can think is that the 18 year old stripper must be seriously fucked up to get caught up with a 66 year old mid-level bureaucrat in a graveyard during the day with a Viagra and sex toys.

I have no standards, anymore, and I wouldn't touch that chick.

Randal Graves said...

BB, you have the coolest state in the union, it's like one giant circus sideshow. PT Barnum himself couldn't have come up with half this stuff.

Beach Bum said...

Randal: I just try and lay low, I really have no desire to disturb the inmates.

Vigilante said...

Bob Dole wants to be reassured that Viagra is included in a "robust version" of the public option.

Beach Bum said...

Vigil: I'm glad I'm going to the coast this weekend for a party since that image of Bob grinning holding his little blue pill while Elizabeth gives him the come hither look with take a good bit of alcohol to burn away.

Oso said...

I hate to kick your state when it's down but-no actually I do like kicking your state when it's down.

Point is,as messed up as California is I've never known the "Hey baby let's get out of this place and find a graveyard" line to be successful.

Marja said...

These politicians all do seem to to be naughty but this one is extreme. Doesn't look good.

Doc said...

In my mind, a graveyard wouldn't be a bad place to take a "date". After all, not a lot of traffic and the folks who did show up would have their eyes filled with tears for their dearly departeds so they couldn't see too well anyway.

As much as this guy sounds like a pervert, he had to have some Army training or at least have been a boy scout, because he came prepared. At 66 years of age, I figure he was planning on using the "toys" until the Viagra kicked in. If they found him packing Viagra, sex toys, Halloween candy, and a slide whistle I would be worried.

Don't fret BB, as no state holds the monopoly on randy politicos. JFK saw more ass than a proctologist working three shifts and one of them was Marilyn Monroe, not to mention he had a bad back! The lucky bastard!


Beach Bum said...

Oso: Actually, now that you bring it up back in the more "youthful" days wifey and I did hit a graveyard once. It was very off the main road as well as being very dark and while I thought it a little weird the big head wasn't doing much thinking. And, unlike the good state attorney, like I mentioned above we did it at night.

Marja: Yeah, just the age difference is a major sick factor alone. I'm all for Summer/Fall romances but the guy being 66 and the girl being 18, now that's just wrong. And I will admit the lunch time thing bothers me as well.

Doc: I agree, and like I wrote to Oso, the wife and I hit a graveyard once while we were dating but it was at night with no moon.

I agree as well that the guy came prepared, and yes, had a slide whistle been found that would have crossed all lines.

Actually JFK has always been my hero., and not for the Cuban missile crisis.

zeppo said...

If life were like a 1940's Universal horror film, the old guy would have turned out to be a vampire or other similar monster, and killed the girl.

If like were like a current horror/slasher film, the girl would have turned out to be the vampire and would have ripped the throat out of the old coot, then done several other despicable but otherwise appropriate things to the guy.

If like were like an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the girl would have turned out to be the vamp, Buffy would have leaped from behind a tree, staked the vamp, and then delivered some humorous yet crushing insult to an old guy caught with a vampire in a graveyard with sex toys.

Sadly, however, life is like an Abbott and Costello comedy, where lots of weird things always happen, all of it is rather predictable because the gag is repeated every five minutes, and none of it is really funny anymore.

sunshine said...

I actually feel kind of bad for the 18 year old.
She's just a kid. HE's a dirty old fuck...


lime said...

ok, the guy could be her grandfather. eww, just eww. and that's coming from someone who doesn't generally get skeeved out by age differences but he's generations older, he's in a position of power and she's an 18 year old erm "working girl." just so wrong on so many levels. it's just damned creepy of him.

part of me wants to say the girl suggested the graveyard hoping it would be easier to dispose of the body into a pre-dug grave when the guy had a heart attack from trying to boink her.

goatman said...

Inappropriate behavior is it?
Is this what he did illegal?

What the **** . . . over.

Beach Bum said...

Zeppo: The latest is that the girl was not only a stripper but a prostitute. Now I must add for my own reasons is that I attended a community college class with a girl that was not only a Hooters waitress but a part-time stripper.

All I can say is that given how she was able to talk circles around the teacher I figure she will be, and maybe already is, very successful.

Sunshine: While I agree the guy definitely has major issues, one of them being a mad and embarrassed wife, the girl is now reported to be a prostitute.

Lime: I don't mind a difference in ages between people involved in a romance but yeah, a 66 year old guy and a 18 year old girl is creepy.

Goatman: No, and even if the girl was pulling a trick I would not consider it a crime. Dear Lord, there are far more extreme crimes that police would do far better spending their time on than this but I do find the age difference creepy and the general hypocrisy of another standard bearing of family virtues and valves getting caught with his pants down.

goatman said...

I anxiously await an economy so broke that the cops are layed off in droves. No one to see who is smoking what or who is ****ing what, or whom. Left to our own devices could we survive on our own?
Could personal responsibility really rule a society??

MadMike said...

In Georgia there is a group of state legislators who don't believe the earth is round or that it revolves around the sun. They believe that God made the world flat and that it just sits there. They blame the earth is round and revolves around the sun thing is Jewish plot. I am not making this up. This is true. I have no sex scandals at the moment but give me time:-)

MadMike said...

P.S. I am trying to find blame here, but the guy just wanted to have a little fun. What did he do wrong? Why was he terminated?

Beach: I did a graveyard or two in my youthful days:-)

Beach Bum said...

Goatman: Could personal responsibility rule a society? I honestly don't think so right now. Strictly speaking from a personal observational standpoint the extremes on the edge of society-in all walks of life-would go flying off into anarchy.

Now don't get me wrong, I am a huge societal and moral libertarian who believes that consenting adults should be able to do what they like, and to whom they like, as long as it does not endanger other people, property, and in a more general scope the environment.

My only issue with the good Mr. Corning is his judgment in locations for noon-day trysts and given the usual politicians that crawls around South Carolina, hypocrisy on moral issues.

Madmike: Mike, don't get me wrong I am all for noon-day trysts and firmly believe, like my hero Jimmy, which the married Mr. Corning engaged in only a "minor crime".

My issue is with his choice of locations and his possible moral hypocrisy. As for why he was fired the good Attorney General of South Carolina, Mr. McMaster, is running for governor and it surely would not do to have such moral liability on his staff.

And I will admit that I am bothered somewhat with the age difference. I am all for May/September romances but a 66 year old man and a 18 year old woman is a little much.

MadMike said...

Beach I am too close to that age to object to the good prosecutor's choice of companion:-) As a matter of fact I would like to know how....sigh. Never mind:-)

Beach Bum said...

Madmike: Sorry to say but from the latest information concerning the case come up to my area with twenty bucks and we can arrange a date. Yeah, she apparently was a bargain basement hooker.

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