"Three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
- By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
- -- Socrates
- Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
- -- Dave Barry