Monday, June 18, 2012

Fun At Disney's Hilton Head resort

We arrived Sunday afternoon with me quickly finding the nearest hammock to be all lazy and useless. Dragonwife and Darth Wiggles were suppose to have gone shopping at one of the nearby outlet malls where they could act all American and buy a multitude of junk we did not need. Of course, since the Universe likes to play mind games with me they returned after only being away for thirty minutes. While it boggles my plebeian mind they found nothing of interest and proudly returned without spending any money. I could comment about Hell having a snowstorm but that might be pushing it just a little.

Went to the beach this morning and hung out all day. Hilton Head's beaches are more than a little overcrowded in my mind since I am use to my little-known and semi-isolated sanctuaries around Georgetown, South Carolina. The good side of having a crowded beach was that Darth Wiggles had plenty of friends to play with all day. In fact we had a small issue with getting her back to the room when it was dinner time. 

We continued with our horrible culinary habits by partaking lunch at the small grill located at the beach house. Wiggles munched on a nutritious hot dog filled with all sorts of pork and beef by-products. Since I do have a microscopic sliver of some commonsense I resisted the urge to take a picture of the very attractive lady setting at the table just to the left of Wiggles who had a near total wardrobe malfunction with her bikini. Why pray tell am I bragging about resisting my instinctual male urges? Because Dragonwife was sitting in the chair directly across from Wiggles and was carrying a very heavy bag which she could have used to target my head faster than a Hellfire missile. Going back off the grid, more pictures later.   


Pixel Peeper said...

Hammock, beach, junk food: a recipe for a great vacation. Enjoy!

Life As I Know It Now said...

You are very wise to ignore the woman at the other table :) Wives or girlfriends don't take kindly to their men ogling other women, no matter what malfunction their wardrobe might present to the world.

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I find this post inexplicably delightful!

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Windsmoke. said...

Not a good start to a holiday when you get caught perving on the talent and then get a clip across the ear by Dragonwife :-).

Randal Graves said...

Precisely why, when you vacation, you always pack a suit of plate mail, or at least a helmet.

And what's wrong with unhealthy food? I suppose you cringe at scarfing down corn dogs, too, commie.

Akelamalu said...

What a gentleman you are not taking a photo of the lady with the bikini malfunction! ;)

lime said...

ahhhh, i envy that hammock pose you worked up. but this time next week i will make my annual trek to maryland, park my butt in the sand with a pile of books and some refreshing/relaxing beverages. in the meantime, i hope you have a GREAT time!