Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Feeling Down? Get naked and try some Calypso Blues
Have these times got you down? With things like the global economic meltdowns caused by greedy rich assholes. 21st century pirates out to plug the arteries of global commerce and deny Wal-Mart its fully stocked shelves. An insane congresswoman claiming that the president of the United States is one of the horseman of the Apocalypse or the Antichrist. Pandemics and people running to the hospital panicking because some Hispanic kid sneezed on them in line at Wal-Mart, yes I heard that happened today. And the politically undead in Washington moaning "nnnoooooo" at the slightest suggestion of any course of action for the country that doesn't give tax cuts to the above mentioned greedy assholes. With all this going on anyone can get a case of the blues. If this appears to be the situation get naked like me and try some Calypso Blues . Yes, I've embarrassed the kids and my wife is calling the local mental health clinic weighing her options but I'm having fun. If I only had some nice Jamaican ganga now all would be right with the world.