"Our species needs, and deserves, a citizenry with minds wide awake and a basic understanding of how the world works."
Carl Sagan
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
A brief moment of genuine patriotism, for no real reason.
In desperate and shitty times it is best to take refuge in the core values that made America such a great country. After doing a Parrothead version of Diogenes I find that no group holding truer to these values than the Muppets. Which should scare me but right now but I have a fairly nice buzz going and don't want to spoil it. Tomorrow though I may look back up on how to immigrate to Australia or New Zealand. One final question, where is that great American patriot Randal?
Hey readers, quick! Come to Beach's rescue! The Carolina Parrothead is in mental melt-down. His resuscitation is urgently required to avoid his slipping into a coma!
Vigil: It's much too late, it would be easy to find people around me that would say I've been in a coma for years.
Lime: It was told to me that the Swedish Chef has been naturalized but Animal has not. Its hard to get the paperwork done for him since he eats the agents.
Randal: I hope you left the hippy chicks alone, I could use some free love.
Malicious Intent: I'm ready to vote a few Muppets in to Congress.
MadMike: While I still fully support President Obama the shrill noise passing for debate and the willingly self-destructive and idiotic behavior being perpetrated by others in the political ring ( I'm talking elected, media personalities, and the odd self appointed) I'm done with politics for a while.
Hey readers, quick! Come to Beach's rescue! The Carolina Parrothead is in mental melt-down. His resuscitation is urgently required to avoid his slipping into a coma!
ReplyDeleteout of curiosity, has the swedish chef been naturalized?
ReplyDeleteI was busy fighting commies, no, hippies, no, Ayrabs, no, socialists.
ReplyDeleteFunny you post this, we watched The Muppet Movie just yesterday.
The MUPPET ROCK.
ReplyDeleteThat is all I have to say.
Oh, and when I grow up, I want to be a puppeteer.
Vigil: It's much too late, it would be easy to find people around me that would say I've been in a coma for years.
ReplyDeleteLime: It was told to me that the Swedish Chef has been naturalized but Animal has not. Its hard to get the paperwork done for him since he eats the agents.
Randal: I hope you left the hippy chicks alone, I could use some free love.
Malicious Intent: I'm ready to vote a few Muppets in to Congress.
LOL LOL! The Muppets put their country before their politics. Ya gotta love 'em!
ReplyDeleteMadMike: While I still fully support President Obama the shrill noise passing for debate and the willingly self-destructive and idiotic behavior being perpetrated by others in the political ring ( I'm talking elected, media personalities, and the odd self appointed) I'm done with politics for a while.
ReplyDeleteI had forgotten how much I just loved Beaker. Definitely my favorite Muppet.
ReplyDeleteMike: In my younger days when I was skinner and had ample amounts of hair I had the unfortunate luck to look like Breaker.
ReplyDeleteIt does get tough Beach. It does get tough.
ReplyDeleteMadMike: I really to write something happy, get laid, and sit on a beach. Not necessarily in that order though.
ReplyDeleteGreat story.... good work....
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing......
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