tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post7443857654920202341..comments2024-02-01T20:22:59.199-05:00Comments on Random Brain Droppings: The Truth and Nothing but the TruthCommander Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-2303326371130697532012-08-23T16:21:55.848-04:002012-08-23T16:21:55.848-04:00No sex? Married? Well, I tried a divorce... that...No sex? Married? Well, I tried a divorce... that didn't work any better, either.okjimmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11013002335848390765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-61596000512146736452012-08-22T13:41:30.362-04:002012-08-22T13:41:30.362-04:00There ya go, just be human ,stick in one of your w...There ya go, just be human ,stick in one of your witty answers now and then and you win them over every time. You probaby made her day.<br />I once said, upon rising from one of those pillowy recliners they put you in for getting a dose of chemo: "getting out of that chair is like being reborn" . Much laughter ensued as I made my way out of there.goatmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02317617928368945316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-32293197568692584652012-08-19T10:54:14.211-04:002012-08-19T10:54:14.211-04:00@ Randal, we have one of those already. It's c...@ Randal, we have one of those already. It's called the GOP.<br /><br />This is a very sad story, I vaguely remember sex. Kind of sweaty and squishy or was that yard work.<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00533184345345882921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-42508514379670058842012-08-18T21:20:19.779-04:002012-08-18T21:20:19.779-04:00Life As We Know It: Yeah, I have found this situat...Life As We Know It: Yeah, I have found this situation to be rather widespread for us guys. As I mentioned earlier it even bridges the political divide between liberal me and several conservative acquaintances of mine.<br /><br />Cloudia: Thank you! Now you know that this particular post was extremely short for me.<br /><br />Pixel: LOL!!!! For about a year I worked with a third-party company fixing x-ray equipment at Lexington Medical Center. Found out a lot about those mammography torture devices and you ladies have my respect putting up with them. One in particular was very bad it involved a needle that looked like a harpoon.<br /><br />Lime: LOL!!! Now you know why I write so much.<br /><br />Windsmoke: Yeah, it was a dumb question but she was reading them off a computer screen. Plus, if I got smart with he she probably could have kicked my fat ass.<br /><br />Symdaddy: Thank you!<br /><br />Randal: I say we restart the "He man women haters club."<br /><br />Ranch: Your story was great, should write it out and post it as well.<br /><br />Akelamalu: Actually I told her about the incident this evening and she rolled in the floor herself.<br /><br />Red Nomad: Like all things sexual activity is relative, for me and my wife we work it out in several different ways.<br /> Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-52561694481680229032012-08-18T08:50:39.916-04:002012-08-18T08:50:39.916-04:00Hahaha ... the power of that piece of paper, huh??...Hahaha ... the power of that piece of paper, huh?? Pilchard & I have been happily unmarried for 21+ years - maybe we did the right thing after all!!Red Nomad OZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03020668094026661054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-395701860865850962012-08-18T07:57:00.519-04:002012-08-18T07:57:00.519-04:00I take it you've not told Dragonwife about tha...I take it you've not told Dragonwife about that conversation? LOLAkelamaluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11234268568845148285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-58637105808374802142012-08-18T07:35:59.354-04:002012-08-18T07:35:59.354-04:00Just wanted to say "Hi" Bum ... it sayz ...Just wanted to say "Hi" Bum ... it sayz above this comment box to be friendly and say "Hi" and I forgot to. It's that old age dude : )Ranch Chimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14086251248546955720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-53929738480244969852012-08-18T07:27:25.929-04:002012-08-18T07:27:25.929-04:00I got to give it to ya Bum, the ending here got a ...I got to give it to ya Bum, the ending here got a big laugh from me too! : ) ... I mean, I'm all serious reading this from the start, them BOOM! : )<br /><br />Short Funny here Bum, and true: ... In 2011 I went on this really strict disciplined diet and excercise deal I engineered with the help of a doctor (my doctor is gay : ( ... (I wish I had a strict dominatrix type doctor, you lucky dawg! : ) I done this because I am getting old of course, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ... anywayz I got pretty strict with myself, and had alot of success with it, however ... several month's later when back with Doc ... he told me that I been very strict and wondered how I was holding up from it psychologically, stress or whatever, so I was just in one of them mood's to f**k with him (he's young and cool : ) ... I told him ... "It's been hard Doctor, I mean, this shit is driving me crazy man, I even got to the point one day where I had my .357 to my head, etc, etc" ... You should have seen the look on his face Bum! : ) He sayz .... Oh my God Tom, why havent you told me any of this before?, I can prescribe medication for you to help your depression, etc, etc" ... I then told him somethin like ... "I'm just f'n with ya Guy ... I didnt really get depressed or do that ... no I dont want any goddamn dope, I done plenty of dope in my life ... the illegal kind's though : )" .... nonetheless Bum, he did take the humour well and got a laugh too : ) But yes, I have maintained discipline, and got used to it so it's basically just routine these dayz ... started also doing alot of sit up's to tighten my stomach, and swimming as well, however, I dont go to the pool, until after sundown, but have one 25'ft or so from my door, so that make's it convenient.<br /><br />Thanx for the story Guy ... : )Ranch Chimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14086251248546955720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-1466211038944792362012-08-18T06:56:28.964-04:002012-08-18T06:56:28.964-04:00HA! A toast to you, sir. The best part about this ...HA! A toast to you, sir. The best part about this club is that there are no membership dues. Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-63156358469029697832012-08-18T04:02:02.384-04:002012-08-18T04:02:02.384-04:00Oh, well told that person!
Oh, well told that person!<br />Symdaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08953255546935904450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-60269064370852003442012-08-18T01:14:17.460-04:002012-08-18T01:14:17.460-04:00"Are you sexually active?" is a question..."Are you sexually active?" is a question you ask a teenager and not a married person. When you really think about it, its a dumb question to ask when you answered married to the previous question. Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-51959316188034887382012-08-17T20:19:53.820-04:002012-08-17T20:19:53.820-04:00well, at the very least you broke the hard ass nur...well, at the very least you broke the hard ass nurse. that's gotta be worth something.<br /><br />and...uh...i feel your pain...limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-61961637327133932722012-08-17T19:45:29.726-04:002012-08-17T19:45:29.726-04:00Hahahaha...every once in a while you can get those...Hahahaha...every once in a while you can get those serious medical people to crack a smile. During a mammogram a few years ago, the technician was directing me into all sorts of uncomfortable positions. To break the ice, I asked her if she ever sang the Hokey Pokey to herself during this process. You know, "...you put your right boob in, you put your right boob out..."<br /><br />Later, after I had gotten dressed and was getting ready to leave, she waved goodbye to me and sang, "That's what it's all about!"Pixel Peeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17553862902461169270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-31184889361343046302012-08-17T19:05:34.684-04:002012-08-17T19:05:34.684-04:00you held my short-attention through that whole sto...you held my short-attention through that whole story! see, that's narrative. . and a good punchline too. <br /><br /><br />Aloha from Honolulu<br /><a href="http://comfortspiral.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Comfort Spiral</a><br /> =^..^= <br /> > < } } ( ° >Cloudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853753108637831069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-46079878888276363492012-08-17T17:39:49.848-04:002012-08-17T17:39:49.848-04:00Wow, uh, well, sorry about that. All I can say is...Wow, uh, well, sorry about that. All I can say is that hasn't been my life experience and if it was I'd be super depressed by it. Sex is like chocolate--must have and yummy good for the heart and the body! Life As I Know It Nowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03733963455243806298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-25928289929362879622012-08-17T17:31:08.203-04:002012-08-17T17:31:08.203-04:00Mr. Charleston: Not that I have an actual conditio...Mr. Charleston: Not that I have an actual condition that medical marijuana could help but I sure as hell would get a medical excuse if it was possible here.<br /><br />Robert: LOL!!!! I actually hated to write this post to a certain extent. It far more truthful than I am comfortable with but at least I have a lot of company. Several of my buddies speak of very similar circumstances. Its actually a bridge of brotherhood between liberal me and several conservative boneheads. Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-14618163815161813242012-08-17T17:12:08.933-04:002012-08-17T17:12:08.933-04:00This reminds me of the insurance company that was ...This reminds me of the insurance company that was evaluating an employer to provide coverage for the company's workers.<br /><br />On the questionnaire the insurance company asked the employer to.. <i>"List all of your employees broken down by sex."</i><br /><br />The HR director penciled in the blank: <i>"No one broken down by sex, but we do have two alcoholics"</i>.Robert the Skeptichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863488312604865183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-54336706819922344552012-08-17T13:28:22.672-04:002012-08-17T13:28:22.672-04:00LOL I had to outright lie when the nurse asked me...LOL I had to outright lie when the nurse asked me about illegal substances (I smoke pot) but my doc is an old friend and he knows its something I can't have in my medical record so it all works out.Mr. Charlestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497415823443875308noreply@blogger.com