tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post3878191589721987425..comments2024-02-01T20:22:59.199-05:00Comments on Random Brain Droppings: The Good, the Bad, and the Naked UglyCommander Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-48890685457002222872010-03-25T21:03:38.773-04:002010-03-25T21:03:38.773-04:00now THAT'S just fantastic. oh to have been a ...now THAT'S just fantastic. oh to have been a fly on the wall....but you describe it all so well.limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-89651546966664805362010-03-07T14:50:52.454-05:002010-03-07T14:50:52.454-05:00Beach, Great way to get rid of Mormons! Next time ...Beach, Great way to get rid of Mormons! Next time they catch you fully-dressed, though, why not suggest that while you're all set in the Soul dept, you have some neighbors across the street who are very much interested in Mormonic Salvation...Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-79148928192885140822010-03-05T11:33:08.061-05:002010-03-05T11:33:08.061-05:00Hahahah!
Hilarious in the extreme Beach. You are ...Hahahah!<br /><br />Hilarious in the extreme Beach. You are a wonderful story teller! I'm a fan...<br /><br />Would you believe, the Mormon missionary thinggy happened to me a couple of days ago in the morning almost in the same circumstances??? No kidding. <br /><br />Was taking my bath (Yep, with bubbles and what have you too! Not because I'm one of those fortunate folks who have the luxury of taking baths in the middle of the morning but because I was down with a terrible temp and thought a bath would do me good.)<br /><br />Anyway, dog barked and barked -- I knew someone was at the door; occurred to me it might be about the delivery of something I'd ordered so decided to get out of bath at all cost. Got up quickly, felt wobbly and dizzy but managed to get out of bath; realised had left the blasted robe downstairs so grabbed a a huge but delightfully warm towel and wrapped it around me; walked down the stairs dripping and feeling faint; all the while dog barked barked and barked while I screeched "OK, OK!" just saw the delivery person would know someone was at home.<br /><br />Opened the door slightly -- poked my head out, and what do you know two clean cut tie-wearing boys (good old fashion shoes too), blond and blue eyed all smiles greeted me in heavily American-accented French and asked if they could talk about the word of God with me, or similar gibberish, etc. (To be perfectly honest, for a hundredth of a second the sight conjured images of what NAZI Hitler youth might have looked like!)<br /><br />Not the package I was waiting for -- but feeling slightly amused by then (also starting to feel really really frightfully chilly), opened the door a bit more to show that I was only skimpily "toweled," I said in English, of course, not at all against discussing God with them but it would have to be done in the bathroom while I finish my bath.<br /><br />Poor kids didn't know what to say! (Must say, kids seemed quite embarassed or rather flabbergasted to note that under the huge towel, I was in fact in my birthday suit). They finally murmured something about calling in again but at a more propitious time. :-)MBWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15051130751172337198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-78574179318759172132010-03-04T20:36:56.577-05:002010-03-04T20:36:56.577-05:00The next time a pair of J.W.s knock on my door I s...The next time a pair of J.W.s knock on my door I shall vicariously live through Beach Bum and wave my dick at them menacingly. <br /><br /> You have now joined my cadre of heroes Beach Bum.Joe "Truth 101" Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08875151516978133598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-67548883688652256102010-03-04T16:11:09.313-05:002010-03-04T16:11:09.313-05:00A Four Dinners tip old bean.
The Jehovah mob used...A Four Dinners tip old bean.<br /><br />The Jehovah mob used to knock on my door every Sunday morning.<br /><br />In the winter I was already out playing soccer.<br /><br />In the summer I was having a lie in. They pissed me off.<br /><br />I was in the shower when they knocked.<br /><br />I answered the door stark naked, dripping wet and with a a large antique (French Epee) bayonet in my hand and said "YES? CAN I HELP YOU?"<br /><br />They have never returned.<br /><br />Trust me I'm from Oldham...;-)DILLIGAFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-84419435961921885312010-03-04T14:50:36.510-05:002010-03-04T14:50:36.510-05:00Oh BTW, I'm tempted to try this but somehow I ...Oh BTW, I'm tempted to try this but somehow I don't think it's going to work for me. OH wait!! A 58 year old naked woman? Yeah that will work alright!Middle Ditchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16493665280732775898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-50649437224104708952010-03-04T14:49:11.904-05:002010-03-04T14:49:11.904-05:00Never a dull moment in your house. Two bathrooms??...Never a dull moment in your house. Two bathrooms???? My!Middle Ditchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16493665280732775898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-13278583614393058532010-03-03T23:45:11.351-05:002010-03-03T23:45:11.351-05:00Tomcat: I miss old movies like those.
Will: I hav...Tomcat: I miss old movies like those.<br /><br />Will: I have expected them to return with backup to once again try and save my soul. Which is silly cause I sold the damn thing on eBay.<br /><br />Randal: Ah my friend, am I that transparent? I thought about calling Sam and Dean Winchester on the locals around me but some things are even impossible for them.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-7885227978521566852010-03-03T13:21:12.490-05:002010-03-03T13:21:12.490-05:00Those missionaries are fools. If they had done the...Those missionaries are fools. If they had done their research, they would have sent over some scantily-clad babes. Betcha you would have joined up in a second.<br /><br />Jackass neighbors. 'tis a shame we can't stuff their skull full of buckshot.Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-64529241819551961232010-03-02T23:33:10.449-05:002010-03-02T23:33:10.449-05:00Those guys look like the good guy frat boys from &...Those guys look like the good guy frat boys from "Animal House". And, no, absolutely no match for the steely-eyed double b/his package. All you needed was Eli Wallach as the "Ugly".Will "take no prisoners" Harthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02315659209094683602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-34359167235522704552010-03-02T16:09:48.577-05:002010-03-02T16:09:48.577-05:00Beach, another read well worth the effort.
When m...Beach, another read well worth the effort.<br /><br />When missionary dudes come to my door, I pretend to be gay and hot for them. See Ezekiel run. Run, run, run. :-)<br /><br />On your theme song, that's the ring tone on my cell phone.TomCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11397335545286040472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-6327124914931056942010-03-02T09:10:26.122-05:002010-03-02T09:10:26.122-05:00Oso: Yeah, my Spiderman underwear was in the washe...Oso: Yeah, my Spiderman underwear was in the washer.<br /><br />David: I'm 6 foot, 5 inch and I normally hide from those people.<br /><br />Joan: I think I might actually patent the procedure.<br /><br />Vijay: I will add you my friend.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-22672716955242265812010-03-02T08:48:24.149-05:002010-03-02T08:48:24.149-05:00Great Great Great Blog
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You da man! They definitely know you weren&...Beach,<br />You da man! They definitely know you weren't LDS or you'd have been wearing the magic underwear.Osohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09513535195785731541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-29094506572061392422010-03-01T23:20:03.754-05:002010-03-01T23:20:03.754-05:00MRMacrum: Actually for me the guy with the six-inc...MRMacrum: Actually for me the guy with the six-inch butcher knife in his head took the cake. I was in an Emergency department exam room doing something very complex and technical, changing out a bulb, when they wheeled the guy in. I thought I was hallucinating seeing about three-inches of the knife buried inside his skull. He seemed honestly stunned that his wife/girlfriend would do such a thing for sleeping with her mother.<br /><br />Weapon or ornament? Depends on what person you talk with. <br /><br />Sunshine: WHOA! Okay, I guess I'll buy a white button up shirt with short sleeves, black tie, and pocket protect and drop by your house.<br /><br />Holte: If it is the Mormons I guess my membership to in the Marie Osmond fan club will be canceled. On a serious note it was very sad about her son today.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-35793388481836241142010-03-01T22:51:01.175-05:002010-03-01T22:51:01.175-05:00Never a dull moment and I bet the Mormons are tell...Never a dull moment and I bet the Mormons are telling their elders about some three legged monster who chased them down the street. Some tales get better by the telling.Holte Enderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356437917387847542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-48227889347125119762010-03-01T22:26:53.337-05:002010-03-01T22:26:53.337-05:00Oh that's good! Hahaha! :P
Next time I see the...Oh that's good! Hahaha! :P<br />Next time I see the Jehovah's Witnesses pulling in, I guess I know how to get rid of them! :P<br /><br />Yours sound like Mormon's. My nephew Josh just came back off of his Mormon mission a couple of months ago. <br />He was in New Orleans for 2 years.<br /><br />((Hugs))<br />LauraLaurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09226811839348899360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-829836469690492751.post-67103632234216010572010-03-01T22:23:13.218-05:002010-03-01T22:23:13.218-05:00What a great post. You captured the insanity that...What a great post. You captured the insanity that reins down into ordinary lives perfectly. But are you sure it is a weapon and not just an ornament?<br /><br />White shirts and ties? Definitely Latter Day Saints doing their missionary thing before being anointed as full brothers under the sacred dead eyes of Joe Smith who obviously loves plastic pocket protecters. They all seem to use them.MRMacrumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01414173517957120477noreply@blogger.com